Turn Your Selfie into a ROFL
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Our AI analyzes your picture and delivers a custom roast. Ready to face the heat?
Warning: Feelings not included!!!
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How to Get Zinged
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Snap or Upload
Use your camera or upload a selfie. Clear shots get the most scathing roasts.
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Unleash the Zing
Our AI works its dark magic, crafting a unique roast designed to make you laugh (or cry).
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"Oh, look! Another selfie that screams, 'I woke up like this...after spending two hours trying to look effortlessly disheveled.' And is that an iPhone 11? How original. Does it come with a filter that makes you look slightly less basic?"
"With those wide eyes, you look like you just saw your phone bill after taking this selfie. And that hair? It's got more static than a broken TV. Did you forget where the brush was, or is this your 'just survived a lightning strike' look? 💀"
"Your face is the human equivalent of a loading screen—stuck buffering since puberty! 💀 And that beige kurta…congrats on winning the “Blends Into Walls” championship!"
"I've seen more personality on a slice of plain toast.You look like you get genuinely excited about different kinds of bottled water.That gentle smile is the same one people give when they see a dog in a sweater.It's a bold choice to wear a t-shirt that so perfectly matches your vibe: basic white."
"Your face screams “I peaked in middle school”—did puberty ghost you? 😈 That beard looks like you glued leftover carpet fuzz to your chin! 💀And that navy tee…wow, did you raid the clearance rack at “Basic Bro”?! 😈"
"Oh look, another 'I'm on a rooftop at sunset, feeling deep' selfie. Did you pay extra for that 'golden hour glow' filter, or is that just the desperation of trying to make your life look more exciting than staring at a bunch of buildings?"
"Is that your 'first time seeing ice cream' face or your 'I just remembered I left the oven on' face? Either way, you're about to swallow that entire cone whole, including the waffle. And 'GELATAA'? Pretty sure that's the sound of your last brain cell screaming for help trying to process that much sugar."
"Oh look, it's the guy who thinks a crowded metro at peak hour is the perfect backdrop for his 'thoughtful' selfie. Did you check if anyone behind you wanted to be an unwilling extra in your 'I'm so quirky and adventurous' shot? Because judging by their faces, they just wanted to get home without being photobombed by your desperate need for validation."
"Oh, look at Mr. 'I just discovered how to smile for a selfie' and also discovered a few grey hairs trying to escape your chin. Did you even go outside for this, or is that just your backyard trying to be 'scenic'?"
"The prosecution would like to submit Exhibit A: a selfie demonstrating an alarming level of pre-meditated cheerfulness. One must question if such a perfectly symmetrical smile is genuine, or merely a practiced reflex for every occasion you point a camera at yourself. Case closed."